January 2012
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December 2011
6 posts
Watchralphabetsoup:
OH SHIT LEAKED KORRA CLIP. KATARA IS BACK! STRAIGHT JIZZ BENDING RIGHT NOW
Leaked Legend of Kora clip! OMG OMG OMG!!!
The Coffee Bean
An elderly lady is showing her grandchild a valuable lesson in life.
She boils three things in a pot of water; a carrot, an egg and a coffee bean.
The carrot goes soft, the egg goes hard, but the coffee bean stays the same, only the the water changes colour.
The lady explains that the boiling water symbolises a traumatic period for all of the objects and all of the objects can be compared to a...
November 2011
11 posts
Morning Toots
Dedicated to Christian, because he likes to spill information about my gastric behaviors like it's twitter. Goodness gracious..
Christian's Mom (Ms. Gloria): Good morning you two
Christian & I: Good morning!
Christian: Mom, what's for breakfast?
Ms. Gloria: Eggs, ham with potatoes & cheese
Christian: Make sure not to give my girlfriend too much potatoes, it makes her fart a lot.
Ms. Gloria: Christian!
Me: It's true (-_-)' don't give me too many, please.
For Once...
I wish people can give me a break sometimes, to let me sit for one day. ONE DAY, relaxing. To let myself be rid of my weekday responsibilities for one, single, day. During the weekdays I don’t come home and relax, there’s always work to do, a botanical plant list I need to memorize, a paper to write, a dissertation to read, and a model to manipulate. Oh, and a dinner to make for...
Thick Dumpling Skin: The Sum of Our Parts →
thickdumplingskin:
Originally published on Plus Model Magazine by Les Delano
As an Asian American, you rarely hear about girls who are “plus sized”… I really think it’s almost a matter of denial in our culture. Asian women are supposed to fit in the “cute china doll” stereotype and if you do not meet those…
I really love this article, and I feel that these things that are written...
October 2011
14 posts
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Starbucks Studiousness
*While making my friday afternoon studying at a Starbucks, I overhear a short, but delightful conversation that brought about a kilowatt of happiness to me. It also doesn't hurt to mention that the customer gentleman is rocking a plaid fedora.
Starbucks cashier: Hello sir! Welcome to Starbucks, what can I make for you today?
Fedora hat Gentleman: May I have an unsweetened black tea please?
Starbucks cashier: Surely sir, and what is your name?
Fedora hat Gentleman: Bond, James Bond.
Starbucks cashier: *Writes the name in Sharpie* Okay, your order is in sir.
......moments later!
Starbucks cashier: I have an unsweetened black tea for Mr. Bond...James Bond
Fedora hat Gentleman: *Moonwalks his short 5'2 stature to pick up his tea*
CONCLUSION: I love studying at Starbucks in Barnes&Noble!
September 2011
8 posts
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August 2011
5 posts
Our Relationship in a Nutshell
C: Its not too bad sorry babe, I can't believe tomorrow is already Wednesday, before u know it I will be home!
K: I know, when you get here I will kiss the crap out of you mothafuckaaaa!
C: Hahahahahahaha that made me laugh so hard!
*Later that day*
C: Babe I didn't have to poop what the hell! Now I am watching mars needs moms with my brother haha
K: Lol, your butt's all plugged up? Hahahaha! Damn that sucks.
C: Yeah my butt is all plugged up babe, ugh.
**We know we're bringing sexy back with our seductive conversations...HAHA**
